My toilet is underwater!-CB
Astronauts get frustrated because the weather on the moon isn't right to land-CB
Eat some watermelon and fuck your cousin!-CB
You can't be much of a man if sasquatch can't give you a litte *whistle*
What makes a lesbian happy? Potholes! - KW
Y can open a church or you can open a meth lab or can open a church with a meth lab in it!
Bud Light. Its like sex in a canoe. Fucking near water-SW
My pina colada does not need a tea bag-MP
If you come on something between Petersburg and Wrangell, its definatly some unfriendly strange- KW
Put some Goldbond on your nuts and call me in the morning!-BA
