It's shit like this...

I don't know what is wrong with people.  Maybe its just the time of year?  I really don't get it.  But I will tell ya what I am getting really fucking tired of the following questions:
"Are you married?"  No, do you see a ring?  Or anything that would suggest someone gives two shits about me.  No you don't.  However this leads to the inevitable question:
"Have you ever been married?" First off are you fucking serious?  I still get asked if I'm still in high school!  Sure, I'm kind of a fuck up, but I don't have a "starter marriage" under my belt already.  However the stupid round of questioning doesn't end up there.  Oh no, people have to establish just how miserably lonely I am so:
"Do you have a boyfriend?"  No...I'm kinda pathetic like that.
"Oh, so do you have kids then?"  Of course this is a logical explanation for my 'single' status!?  I mean clearly being 24, not completely haggard looking and not having a significant other must mean I have an amazing amount of baggage, right?  No, you asshole I don't have a kid.  Birth control isn't that complicated ya know and since I have an IQ higher then that of, say a rock, I have managed to avoid any annoying, squalling two legged shit machines.  Thanks.
The response to all of this:
"Smart girl, you'll have more fun if you just do your own thing."
Fuck you!  I would love to have someone to keep my feet warm at night, to laugh with (or at), or just to zone out with.  Instead I think I'm just going to go eat a pint of Ben&Jerry's.