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Monday, October 14, 2013

Quotes From Last Night (Round 3)

Whiskey belongs in your boobs-SW

Hey Joe!  Are you scared?
No, we have venison.-CB and JP

Where the fuck is tinkerbell?
I think your dog ate a pixie.
Why?
Her shit is sparkly. -CB,KB and SW

I'm gonna put boobs on the TV and you won't know what color they are.

Don't get me started on beach balls man.

I'm not rascist, I own a color TV-CB

I'm a seaman with the caterpillar thriller at the penis table-AM and RG

I never don't think about titties-KW
...so how about the holocaust -ML

Moses was a fishermen.  He spent 100 years wandering the desert with a trout rod. -CB

It's fuck you in binary-AM