Wednesday, August 3, 2011
Talking shit about a big fish
Usually the hillbilly parties at Mountain Point kinda scare me. However, sometimes there is a point to them. Take the 350lb halibut I'm sitting on for example. This is an excellent reason to call all your friends and spend about an hour BSing on the dock. I'll even join you. Some people can't seem to accept this though. You know, those alpha male fucktards who think they are the most important people in the world. Take this douche for example. This guy pulls up and has been waiting, oh maybe five minutes to put his boat in the water. He starts walking down the dock bitching about people who can't back their trailers down the ramp and not observing proper etiquette in haul out procedures...or something of the such. He bitches at the guys who are oogling the big fish. Then walks back says "yeah its big, but it will eat like shit," all the while glaring at a 16 year old kid whose old man is teaching him how to back up a trailer. The kid did great, it only took him three tries to get it right. Then the big important dude tries to put his boat in the water...it took him at least six tries, to get it right. "So you were saying something about not being able to back up a trailer..."
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big fish,
douche bags,
hillbillies,
trailers
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