"Your're Old Yeller, AIDS, the Big Lebowski and he-who-must-not be named all rolled into one, its almost a circle but not quite." I'm still not quite following what happened in that conversation, but then again I hadn't been drinking for as long, or as heavily. I'm sure it made sense in your head, and you were trying to tell me something important. Until I figure it out I'll just go with I'm super pathetic and should be put down.
I agree, but I feel a little better about how last night went then the last time I saw 4 am. Last night I got to run over a huge fucking rat. I think the crunch was pretty satisfying.